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  • …  bring your kids:  Split Dogs plea for more youngsters!

    … bring your kids: Split Dogs plea for more youngsters!

    It felt like a perfect Saturday ahead: Not only a tough workweek down my back but also the uplifting outlook of a) giving a friend a gift and b) enjoying the raw furiosity of the Split Dogs. On top i learned that pre-sales where good, so it would be a well filled downstairs at my favorite haunt.

    Lobsterbomb out of Berlin had the duty to kick it off and they faced not yet the full contingent, though attracted more and more people to the stage.

    They are a 3 piece with two guitars (and on some songs only one) and they play, according to their own cupboard sticker, frenetic, loud and catchy indie-garage rock.

    Puh, for me that is not the greatest of things but as always, i gotta give people a chance to convince me.

    Lobsterbomb (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 07.11.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2026

    It was a tough one to be frank, i guess 80% of their set simply did not speak to my mu-sick-al receptors at all, only some rare parts did work for me. Surprisingly i found their recorded output to be better working, so not sure if it was the day or something else.

    Go and check them out for yourself:

    In sum, wasted effort by them on me but around where quite some folks that seemed to dig them. The audience anyway was somewhat strange, few regulars and many older males that would fit a rock show more than a show at the Hafenklang.

    As an opposite type of pairing to the Split Dog though they indeed worked as a charm – i just don’t want to be opposite. To the Split Dogs.

    Last time i saw the Split Dogs at the Monkeys i wished them to hit big, i guess they are on that trajectory. Why? Because they have been all over Social Media (professional promotion i take) and they had a roadie setting up a professional stage (incl. tuning).

    And an eye for detail: 4 pints Coke & Rum, a pack of fags, lighter and a setlist. What else would you need as a musician?

    Split Dogs – Stage Setup (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 07.11.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de

    They took the stage to Let Me Entertain You (by Robin Peter Williams) and kicked it off like this:

    Bäm! From the go they where literately into business, no chords spared, no riff bared. And fast forward. With loads of energy, within that Singer Harry even carries some extra Duracel units, i bet you.

    It was the last date of their little run and they where utmost happy to finish that in Hamburg, apparently their favorite place for Rock’n’Roll (and quite right they are).

    The energy did not go into the void, it went straight down to the packed & sweaty room where some where surprised, some where afraid and many more where simply into it and moved to the mu-sick.

    Split Dogs (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 07.11.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2026

    It had all the ingredients that a professional, unpretentious, fun and honest show has: The energy, the utmost stable backline of drum & bass, the guitar furiosity of an SG (where was the flying V?) and an utmost outgoing singer with a very strong voice.

    I thoroughly enjoyed it and to my liking at least two handful of mates (m/f) appeared around me and enjoyed it too. Big time!

    If you want to enjoy it too give it a go, you can start with the new album …

    … but you will be much more happy if you start seeing them live. This is about what you would get – even the song names have it all!

    Split Dogs – Setlist (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 07.11.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de

    Mil at the end asked the audience to make sure to take the kids along (something that this evening – given the elderly male majority – was not a thingy) and rescue them from doom scrolling by taking them to a Punk Rock Show.

    And that little notion sums the Split Dogs up: They are out there to rescue your kids (and inject all of the electrified guitar energy back into you old sod).

    Happy as a fuck i had a couple of drinks but was clever enough to argue my way out of committing to further booze at the Gun Club.

    Perfect show in best companionship, on and off stage. Call me lucky!

  • Bücher, schnell gelesen: 1.868

    Bücher, schnell gelesen: 1.868

    Timo Blunck – Neon Baby (Emons Verlag, 2026)

    Gelesen: 25. – 31.10.2026 (netto 406 Seiten)

    Das hätte ich nicht gedacht, Timo Blunck schafft es tatsächlich seinen kleinen (und fiesen) Erstling noch zu übertreffen, Chapeau!

    Die 100 Seiten mehr sind dabei super angelegt, es kommt trotzdem keine Langeweile auf. Nachdem Tom Mangold das erste Buch überlebt hat, klopft Gevatter Tod doch noch an seine Tür:

    Sein zukünftiger Schwiegersohn, Arzt, diagnostiziert das Meyer-Herzfelder-Syndrom. Die schlimmste Form der hochfunktionalen Depression. Die Super-Nova des Burn-outs.

    6 Monate noch, dann ist Feierabend!

    Tom interessiert das nur am Rande, er geht mit seinen Kindern auf die Piste, zu einem Neptun Riva Konzert. Der angesagteste Künstler. Und Nachbar von Tom. Und wie Tom bei einer Selbsthilfegruppe für Drogenabhängige.

    Aber dann kommt mal wieder was quer: Diesmal ein paar Leichen, verbuddelt in Cranz in einem Deich, rausgespült durch ein Unwetter.

    Und ab da nimmt ganz viel Unheil ganz viel Anlauf. Für Tom, für seine ex-Kollegin, für die Neon Babys, für Toms Tochter, für seine heimliche Liebe …

    … und für eine Bande reichtumsverwahrloster Milliardäre, die Menschenjagd als Sport betreiben. In der Lüneburger Heide.

    Und was mittendrin wie voll verzettelt rüberkommt läuft am Ende ganz wunderbar auf ein Finale hin. Mit Anlauf in die Fresse.

    Ebenso viel Gore wie der Erstling, blanke Gewalt, wiederlichste Arschlöcher und Vollpfosten – you name it, Timo got it!

    Und, das sagt auch Timo Blunck in einem Interview, es ist ein durch-und-durch politisches Buch: Eine Elite die sich über das Gesetz stellt…

    … gehört an die Wand gestellt.

    Wow, ich bin schlicht und einfach begeistert. Vor allem mit wie viel Liebe den Figuren Raum & Stimme gegeben wird, zum einem zB Hildegard Knef (der sprechende Hund aus dem ersten Buch) und zum anderen zB eine in Anglizismen plappernde Jugendliche, die exakt dann gemeuchelt wird, als das Lesen ihrer Anglizismen anfängt zu nerven. Nice.

    Weiter, immer weiter Timo!

    Soundtrack dazu: Big Balls & The Great White Idiot – Neon Life Light, was sonst?

    PS: Lass dich von Timo überzeugen!

  • … pure and raw energy help you through the week: Spucke and The Monsters!

    … pure and raw energy help you through the week: Spucke and The Monsters!

    It was exactly what i needed: After two weeks of suffering with a near death experience (aka man-flu) and a rather annoying start into the work week it was time to shake that off. Help would be coming from the great Spucke (can wait to see their LP appearing with the Shitshow LP at my doorsteps) paired with the crazy raw garage speed metal of The Monsters (outta dead boring Bern, Switzerland).

    Spucke kicked it off, unfortunately not in front of a fully packed Hafenklang. Because as far as i am concerned that is what they should be getting.

    Spucke (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 28.10.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2026

    Besides the lights being rather shitty (drown-the-band-in-red it was) they delivered a perfect tight set. Their approach with almost everybody singing is just plain cool and makes listening to them more than worthwhile.

    Good news is that they are working on more vinyl and they went on to play some new songs. What did the lot get?

    They got this:

    Spucke – Setlist (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 28.10.2026 (c) gehkacken.de)

    I dig them ever since i saw then on the M/S Hedi, supporting Public House. I can only recommend to check them out and give their record a chance (and an order).

    Get your copy from La Pochette Surprise now! Best together with the Shitshow LP, that is a great Hamburg pairing!

    The Monsters next and they are around now for 40 years. 40 fucking years. Did not realize that one earlier, but here is what they set out to haunt:

    The Monsters – Setlist (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 28.10.2026 (c) gehkacken.de)

    From the start they delivered high speed raw garage with a great dose of mental errr metal. Or both. Total craze by off stage humble, shy and rather Swizz gentlemen. They had more people in front of the stage compared to Spucke, sure thing, they are a mainstay over here in Hamburg and at the Hafenklang.

    The Monsters (Hafenklang, Hamburg, 28.10.2026)
    (c) gehkacken.de 2026

    They tick so many boxes with me (surprising for a band themed by-and-large Garage) and one of those little bonuses is simply stage uniform: Not only the trio on stage, also their sound man comes as part of the package.

    But most importantly they also know how to kill it. Listen up youth!

    And yes, also cool is that all 3 front the stage. More bands that come in such minimum configuration should try that!

    They also came with their 10th and latest record in tow, a real trashy DIY & basement recording. And still very well capable in fucking shit up.

    Get it from Vooodoo Rhythm Records or get most of their back catalog from our trusted local dealer Sounds Of Subterrania!

    Perfect evening, though missing plenty of regulars. Only Luke held the flare (and the Jever) up. But for me it was just what i needed, taking the long trip home via public transport i was happy as a fuck and ready to take on fucking work on Thursday.

    On top i was lucky to capture the essence of The Monsters in a single shot – click to download the high res version.

    Gimme more of this, gimme so much more of this. Hard, loud, fast and raunchy. Thanks Hafenklang, again!